“Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.” — Douglas Coupland Quote

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your fingers, the soft inner part of the peel. The smell. Try and you can't. The brain doesn't process negatives.

A ring is a halo on your finger.

When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

I was into all of the Pennsylvania teams at some point in my childhood. I would flip back and forth between the Pirates and the Phillies, and I was always a Steelers fan but not much of an Eagles fan. Then I became kind of a band nerd in school, and I went the music route.

I was a fan of the group. I thought they were great - loved The Eagles - but I thought that their beautiful harmonies would sound amazing with some rock guitar behind them.

I'm certainly not thrilled with everything the Eagles did, but there are some things I'm quite proud of.

I've got my old favorites like The Eagles and Bon Jovi.

I like slow rock 'n' roll, like Hozier, the Eagles, and Kodaline.