“My earliest memory is feeling soil between my fingers when I was aroun...” — Bill Bailey Quote

“My earliest memory is feeling soil between my fingers when I was around three years old.”

“People are obsessed by how I look.”

“Fatherhood made everything more straightforward. I was relieved that no longer did I have to agonise over what meaning I had in my life.”

“One of my earliest ventures was when I was nine years old. I realized there was a shortage of pencils at school, so I started Rent-a-Pencil. But I made a fundamental mistake. Everybody stole my pencils.”

“One of my earliest memories is Mum telling me not to have as many sweets as the other kids because I put on weight so easily.”

“My interest in science started quite early. My earliest school recollection, from age 6, is actually of mathematics, realizing that one could fill an entire page with digits and never come to the largest possible number, so I saw what was meant by infinity.”