“When we first did 'Big Night Out,' there was no chance of someone doin...” — Bob Mortimer Quote

“When we first did 'Big Night Out,' there was no chance of someone doing a little show in a pub then being on telly. There was a little Oxbridge route in and an old-fashioned variety route.”

“You can have a mate for 30 years, it's easy.”

“At one point I was putting 17 sugars in my tea. I know it's unbelievable and I do wonder sometimes what my mum was thinking to allow it. The weirdest thing was that if I had 18 teaspoons it was too sweet.”

“Give ordinary folk the chance to buy the same things as rich people.”

“During my first round of law school applications, I didn't even apply to Yale, Harvard, or Stanford - the mystical 'top three' schools. I didn't think I had a chance at those places. More important, I didn't think it mattered; all lawyers get good jobs, I assumed.”

“Luck marches with those who give their very best.”