“I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd ...” — Clarence Darrow Quote

“I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.”

“If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.”

“Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.”

“Some false representations contravene the law; some do not. ... The sensibilities of no two men are the same. Some would refuse to sell property without carefully explaining all about its merits and defects, and putting themselves in the purchasers' place and inquiring if he himself would buy under the circumstances. But such men never would be prosperous merchants.”

“Chase after the truth like all hell and you’ll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.”

“The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.”

“Restaurants serve huge portions on even huger platters, and people are tempted to eat too much.”

“Fight week you're going to eat the same thing, that's a standard thing regardless of weight.”

“I've spent over 25 years observing how people eat and what they eat and it's fascinating.”

“They think my life is glamourous. It's not true. I obviously get to come in and do radio interviews. That's the glamour. But other than that, I eat and sleep and that's it. Eat, sleep and do shows.”

“I'm a person who, when I set out to write, I write. It's just like when you set out to eat, you eat, or when you set out to sleep, you sleep. I don't do somersaults to write something. I just do it.”

“I don't eat pork. It's not for any religious purposes - it's just something that I let go.”