“I'm having everything. I'm a vegetarian, too. But in my mother's house...” — Andy Kaufman Quote

“I'm having everything. I'm a vegetarian, too. But in my mother's house, I eat whatever I'm served.”

“What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.”

“While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world.”

“Every time my manager approached big network executives or even cable, they told him I was too dangerous. They couldn't trust me.”

“If I was going to be a little boy about it, I'd go into hiding for one or two years. But if I was going to be a man about it, it'd be 20 or 30 years.”

“There's no drama like wrestling.”

“I normally eat everything under the sun, but once a year, for a whole month, I eat nothing but fruits, vegetables, nuts, and lean fish, and I feel great!”

“I watch what I eat, and I train properly.”

“I'm pretty fit, naturally. I do moderate exercise, and I try to eat pretty well and I think it has an effect on me. But hey, I'm putting on the insulin tire like everybody else, but that's just a function of getting older.”

“A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!”

“But I loved making 'Eat Pray Love,' and I loved working with Julia Roberts.”

“Restaurants serve huge portions on even huger platters, and people are tempted to eat too much.”