“Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same...” — Tracy Morgan Quote

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

Growing up in the ghetto is pretty hard. It's poverty; it's frustration.

I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

I love animals, but I don't want to talk to them. I'd rather be able to talk to other people on other continents and understand them.

We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say.

My own son called me Eddie Murphy's brother once. Once.

Since he sold his team, Eddie Jordan has had nothing to do with F1 except for what he says in the press!

I knew I couldn't do what Eddie Izzard does, so I just tried to write some stories that were based, or partly based, on my own experiences.

I love 'Macho Man' Randy Savage, Shawn Michaels and Eddie Guerrero.

Eddie Izzard is wonderful, I think, but I've only seen that one HBO special he did. He's one of the few people who talk about stuff other than girlfriends and relationships and flatulence and genitalia. There are very few of them who actually talk about real stuff.