“I started a podcast about 'X-Files' and ended up on it. Then I started...” — Kumail Nanjiani Quote

“I started a podcast about 'X-Files' and ended up on it. Then I started a podcast about video games, and I'm in the new 'Mass Effect' game. I have to pick the stuff I love and do a podcast on it.”

“If you do a sketch, that's a very short narrative. Stand-up, it's bit-to-bit, minute-long narratives.”

“Nobody really knows what they're doing. Some are just better at pretending like they do.”

“The movie that's had the most effect on me is Jaws. To this day when I'm in the ocean, I'm hearing that music.”

“Surrealism had a great effect on me because then I realised that the imagery in my mind wasn't insanity. Surrealism to me is reality.”

“Gravity is one variable in a lot of scientific processes. If you can remove gravity or minimize its effect, then you can understand the other processes that are going on.”