“I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-p...” — Caitlin Moran Quote

“I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote two stage plays.”

“If you read all your history books, there are no women in them.”

“When I learned that flour pound for pound has as many calories as sugar, and that when eating pasta you're basically eating cake, I was size 23, and my neck was restricting my breathing, and so I got on a microbiotic diet and got myself an exercise bike.”

“You could do a scene that takes 15 hours, but in the movie, it's only 10 minutes. The scene where they put the sauce poisoning in; it took eight hours.”

“I got my inspiration when I sat down with my father, at about eight or nine years old, and watched 'The Rumble in the Jungle.'”

“It's a question of five or 10 metres whether it's a 4-4-2 or a 4-3-2-1; you only see teams adhering to that at kick-off and perhaps eight times during the game.”