“I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.” — Marty Feldman Quote

“I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.”

“The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.”

“I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.”

“My dad's name is Vernon and my mom liked the initials, V. V. My sisters and I got named Victoria, Valerie and Vincent so we'd be V. V.'s, too. But, then when you start getting pets' names that start with a 'v,' it's a little embarrassing.”

“Being an actor is just kind of embarrassing.”

“It's amazing how many companies aren't really in tune to the needs of different travelers. There's just so many embarrassing situations that you go through when you travel. You have to have a sense of humor about it and take it in stride. My whole approach is to embrace spontaneity.”