“I have no real enemies in comedy, but there are a couple of people who...” — Frankie Boyle Quote

I have no real enemies in comedy, but there are a couple of people who I'd laugh about if I heard that their legs had fallen off.

In times of crisis, we are made to feel we should scrutinise our government's actions less closely, when surely that's when we should pay closest attention.

The thing that nobody really said about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. She looks like someone who's looking at themselves in the back of a spoon.

I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back.

People think that the Middle East is very complex but I have an analogy that sums it up quite well. If you imagine that Palestine is a big cake, well... that cake is being punched to pieces by a very angry Jew.

Enemies are dispirited when they see you happy. They know their purpose can be thwarted.

I guess I like Piccolo the most after all. Out of all the enemies, Piccolo Daimao is the one I like most, and even after that, I like Piccolo the most.

In the restaurant business, you never want to have enemies, whereas it seems that many politicians judge their success by how high their enemies are and whether they can show that they can hold their ground and give a punch for every punch they take.

Talk to your enemies; sometimes ignorance comes from a lack of understanding.

I am sure I ought not to be, but I have great reason to tremble lest Satan and my own wicked heart get the better of me. It is no easy matter to fight such enemies as these, but with Christ strengthening me, I know I shall come off more than a conquerer.