“The enemy of the modern woman is not women who like fashion or are wri...” — Megan Amram Quote

“The enemy of the modern woman is not women who like fashion or are writing about it. The enemy is stereotypes that come from all places and that tell you to be one way or the other. The enemy is really real sexist people, like Todd Akin, and people who are violent against women physically or sexually.”

“My dream of dreams is to write Broadway musicals. All of this Twitter and TV writing is just a day job.”

“I feel like I'm as mischievous as you can be while still never wanting to hurt anyone's feelings. I really want everyone to be happy all the time, but I do like seeing what new things you can talk about.”

“I love kale. Genuinely. I really am glad that I have a platform to express that. I think a good raw kale salad is always just a meaty mouth feel. I also really like kelp noodle pasta with a little kale on top.”

“I have, for a few years, been writing comedy prose - short pieces for my blog - because I found it to be a good way to write while I was on a TV show. It was different enough from my scripts that it felt like a break, but it still was comedy and very fun. I like to do comedy!”

“Everyone needs a warm personal enemy or two to keep him free from rust in the movable parts of his mind.”

“I have never made a friend from whom I could not separate, and I have never made an enemy that I could not approach.”

“I don't believe man is a woman's natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is.”

“One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.”

“Queen Latifah used to help me out with my kids, because while we were all out on tour - Public Enemy, Naughty By Nature, Queen Latifah, Heavy D - when Public Enemy went onstage, I didn't have anybody solid to watch my kids. So, Latifah would help me out.”

“Our friends, the enemy.”