“Christopher Walken and Nathalie Baye played my parents so well that I ...” — Frank Abagnale Quote

“Christopher Walken and Nathalie Baye played my parents so well that I really thought I was in my living room at Christmas. My mother couldn't have been played more correctly.”

“The truth is, your identity already has been stolen.”

“Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.”

“My father Bill had a problem with Christmas. Although he appears in old photographs to possess a whippy, muscular frame, he was actually a frail man and usually managed to cause some kind of drama just before the festivities began.”

“'Mull of Kintyre' was the biggest single of all time up until 'Don't They Know It's Christmas' by that big charity.”

“Nature was developed to resist the onslaughts of capitalism, but it's really not a very good defense - rather like resisting a steamroller with a Christmas tree ornament.”