“We're in a long line of English people pretending to be Americans and ...” — Winston Marshall Quote

We're in a long line of English people pretending to be Americans and not being as good as Americans.

Do you know what the key to comedy is? Timing.

I cut off my dreadlocks, but I couldn't face throwing them away. They were so hard to grow, man. There's a lot of work goes into those things. Some people keep a diary or a photo album to remind them of their past lives - well, I've got hair. Who knows? One day, maybe my grandchildren might want to see it.

Banjos are funny instruments. They can get pretty irritating.

You can never really tell what your influences are.

Don't forget I'm not English. English people maybe don't behave like we Europeans do.

I think you could ask 10 English people the same question about class and get a very different answer.

English people have a great sense of humour.

Lots of English people say exactly the opposite of what they mean.

Ghanaians and English people enjoy football the same.