“If Obama was a sonnet, Trump is a limerick. And really, which ones do ...” — Greg Gutfeld Quote

“If Obama was a sonnet, Trump is a limerick. And really, which ones do you enjoy more?”

“It takes a special, selfless person to make music that accommodates the universal need for mindless escapism - or what I call oblivion.”

“Listening to a FNM record is like a visit from a mysterious relative who knows more about your family than you did.”

“Since I retired, I very much enjoy watching Serena Williams play. While I was playing, she was one of the toughest players I ever faced. Her ground strokes are so solid, her serve is one of the most powerful in women's tennis, and mentally she is just so strong.”

“You have to turn the lemons life gives you into lemonade, and you have to take time to sit back and enjoy it.”

“I enjoy leading a well-rounded life. Believe me, I don't take it for granted.”