“My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, ma...” — David Sedaris Quote

“My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.”

“I went from having 50 listeners to 50 million listeners.”

“But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.”

“I would love to be a part of an interesting, entertaining film in which I shine like never before.”

“I don't write literary fiction - I write books that are entertaining, but are also, I hope, well-constructed and thoughtful and funny and have things to say about men and women and families and children and life in America today.”

“If you lose you better at least be entertaining while you do it or people will turn you off.”