“If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in pa...” — Al Jourgensen Quote

“If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, 'From Beer to Eternity' is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean?”

“The very first pharmaceutical commercial I ever heard was 15 seconds of the product and 45 seconds of side effects, so I know that this cannot be good for you.”

“Let's get with it, guys: You don't need to hear a Ministry song to get political. You should be political on your own. We're just a side project to society. So do I care what people think about me personally? No. I just do what I do.”

“The thing about Christmas is that it almost doesn't matter what mood you're in or what kind of a year you've had - it's a fresh start.”

“There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.”

“I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean - what's that? What's it all about? I was always flying on Christmas Day.”