“How could you look at CM Punk and not think that he has the 'it' facto...” — Paul Heyman Quote

“How could you look at CM Punk and not think that he has the 'it' factor? I don't think I'm any great visionary or genius because I saw something in CM Punk; I think everyone else is a stupid schmuck for not seeing it in CM Punk.”

“To me, a WrestleMania Sunday is 'I serve at the behest and at the pleasure of my beast.' I'm there to lighten the mood. I'm there to keep the mood light and not make it too heavy, and to keep the pressure off Brock Lesnar.”

“I can't deal in ifs or in hypothetical situations. I only deal in absolutes.”

“I can, of course, think what I want, just like everyone else. I simply have to refrain from saying everything I think.”

“Growing up in Seattle, I was always that kid who didn't subscribe to what everyone else was wearing.”

“I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.”