“When I got my job on 'Parks,' it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. ...” — Nick Offerman Quote

“When I got my job on 'Parks,' it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. I didn't think a job that excellent could exist for me.”

“And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things you can do.”

“I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.”

“I think it's fascinating that I receive attention for what people perceive to be a level of manliness or machismo, when amongst my family of farmers and paramedics and regular Americans, I'm kind of the sissy in my family.”

“I've never seen a theater community to rival that of Chicago. Neither New York nor L.A. has the raw talent or integrity that Chicago theater has, and I think it's because Chicago doesn't have Broadway or the film and TV business to distract it.”

“I always had a lot of confidence in my work and the unique flavor I like to bring to my characters, but you know I'm not a huge dreamer.”

“I've seen my share of bad goalkeeping, and I've had my moments. But I've seen some excellent goalkeeping as well.”

“It turns out having a fast car is an excellent hobby when you're a workaholic because even when you don't have any free time, you can always drive to work.”

“We also have favourite place in France, called Charlot Premier in Nice, which does excellent oysters.”

“I remain a fan of my friend Bret Easton Ellis's 'American Psycho.' I think as a book about New York in the '80s it was pretty excellent.”

“I read Freud because I find him an excellent writer... a writer of police thrillers that can be followed with great passion.”

“Our parents did an excellent job of making sure we were always outside of the house.”