“I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to list...” — Ron White Quote

I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.

I was always a funny guy. I don't think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn't a funny guy when they were young.

Every group has its time. Nobody reigns forever, except Michael Jackson. So, you've gotta be ready for that - and be wise about what you're doing.

No man ever became great or good except through many and great mistakes.

I started doing radio pieces with no clear, preconceived idea, except that I have a tendency to be theatrical.

Nothing except time is wasted in Italy.

Is any man free except the one who can pass his life as he pleases?