“Generally, speed skaters don't run that much. I'm a little bit of an e...” — Apolo Ohno Quote

“Generally, speed skaters don't run that much. I'm a little bit of an exception in that I run a lot.”

“Champions all get kicked when they're down.”

“I tend to build bulk and muscle easily, and running seems to make sure I stay kind of stringy, if that makes sense.”

“People lie to themselves all the time about what they've been through and what it means - I'm no exception. But you write those lies down - lies that really matter to you and that are really painful to let go of because they've become a part of who you are - and they don't work.”

“Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of decaying metal. Yet almost without exception, the wretched idiot inhabitants of our benighted planet would gulp down this radioactive excrement if it were offered.”