“We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely ...” — Dave Barry Quote

“We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.”

“Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”

“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”

“Anti-aging is an extremely under-explored field.”

“The culture of Greece is not the same as the culture of Germany, and to fuse them into a single unit is extremely difficult.”

“In Saudi society, women are extremely respected. I never had an issue with that at all.”