“I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.” — Rodney Dangerfield Quote

“I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.”

“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”

“I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.”

“It's head and heart. I like to feed both. I always wanted to be an actor. But the cultural-intellectual side of things has always excited me. I wouldn't want to let it go.”

“I definitely feed off of people.”

“A performance is only as good as the audience you are playing to. A lot of times you feed off of the audience, and we always try to give them all we've got and sometimes you don't get a lot back, but we've never been dead whenever we've performed.”