“I once tried to feed 15 kids on a group holiday. Each parent said past...” — Rebecca Front Quote

“I once tried to feed 15 kids on a group holiday. Each parent said pasta with tomato sauce would be a sure-fire hit. But one wanted pasta with no sauce, one wanted sauce without pasta. One could only eat it if the sauce was mixed in with the pasta, which another found repellent.”

“Sedaris is an American humourist and one of the authors I go back to most often. His books contain observations on life, quite anecdotal pieces. I'm a sucker for a casual but intelligent writing style, and his stories properly make me laugh out loud.”

“I look at my Twitter feed sometimes, and there's just people tearing apart other performers.”

“Art doesn't feed me or fill the void when I am not working. If I haven't worked for six months, I can't paint.”

“Everyone wants their children to go to school, to have a job, a roof over their head, feed their children.”