“If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.” — Rita Rudner Quote

“If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.”

“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.”

“I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.”

“I absolutely love food. I love flavors and spices and all of it. But I'm always looking to nourish my body and eat food that makes me feel good.”

“I try to write 1,000 words a day - about three pages. When I reach 1,000 words I feel good. Less than that: a failure. More than that: tired.”

“It's never bad to be liked, and who doesn't feel good being liked, but that can't be your end game goal.”