“I think a generation ago, dads went to work, they came home, and they ...” — Zach Cregger Quote

“I think a generation ago, dads went to work, they came home, and they had their dinner, had a drink, and then went to bed. I don't know what it was like in your house, but that is how it was in mine. I think it is cool to have the dads in the trenches and doing the real parenting work.”

“It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for bed.”

“I adore doing comedy, I think it's fantastic. I never saw myself doing exclusively comedy.”

“The worst thing I ever wore, really, was rubber pants, but I don't think that was a cliche. They were just way too hot. Rubber doesn't breathe. I look back on my photos, and I dig them. I think I look really cool.”

“The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss of blankets.”

“I feel like acting is sort of like that: You're getting so many 'no's all the time. It's just a bunch of no's and a couple of cool yes's. And especially with comedy, too, when you're up on stage, doing live shows, you get immediate yes's or no's.”