“I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey,...” — David Cross Quote

“I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.' So I'll have kids one day.”

“Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.”

“It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.”

“I was really into the first 'Spider-Man' films with Tobey Maguire, so it's pretty cool how it all came full circle.”

“Meeting Marta, who she is as a person, and hanging out with her, seeing her watch my fight, screaming and cheering for me, being proud of me the same way I am proud of her, that's priceless. It was really cool. I never imagined that.”

“The real guys that I knew were really cool people, who I played basketball with and traveled with on teams and knew their families and knew that they love their family. They just happen to do something that wasn't all the way legal, but it was a part of their life, and you knew that they hustled.”