“I used to like Dick Francis novels as a kid, who was like Enid Blyton ...” — Bez Quote

“I used to like Dick Francis novels as a kid, who was like Enid Blyton but based around horses, and he'd write about the skulduggery of the racing world.”

“I was deemed difficult to deal with and I blame my behavioural problems on the measles jab. I've got no proof though; it's just hearsay, but I do believe a lot of these vaccinations were absolutely unnecessary.”

“I've been saying we need a revolution, and there's no good shouting about it when you're not actually doing anything.”

“Robert Francis O'Rourke. Also known as Beto O'Rourke. Great skateboarder. Not sure what he's going to do for this country.”

“I really want to fight this big scary guy, Francis Ngannou.”

“I would love to work with a young and upcoming coach somewhere and give him some experience. Something like Gerry Francis overseeing Tony Pulis.”