“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a s...” — Mark Twain Quote

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.”

“I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.'”

“Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

“Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.”

“There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.”

“A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.”

“If my life is of no value to my friends it is of none to myself.”

“The more we love our friends, the less we flatter them; it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.”

“Since I can remember, I always had some sort of social media where I would post memes and humorous things for my friends to laugh at.”

“I lived rough, by my wits, was homeless, lived on the streets, lived on friends' floors, was happy, was miserable.”

“What I value most in my friends is loyalty.”

“Most of the people that work for me are my friends, and I'd like to keep it that way.”