“I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other...” — Charles Saatchi Quote

“I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people's and would certainly not appreciate my own.”

“I have spent too long being able to manipulate the answers I want from market research to rely upon its findings any more than I do weather forecasts.”

“Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?”

“The very first soldier's funeral protest that I went to was in Omaha, Neb.”

“Whenever people would speculate about the death of my grandfather it was always this very retributive thing. That they were going to picket his funeral after all the things that he had done to so many other people. That vindictiveness is obviously completely understandable. It would make perfect sense.”

“When I was a kid, I would fantasize about my own funeral.”