“There are no foodies at funerals.” — Tom Junod Quote

“There are no foodies at funerals.”

“Without your data, Google couldn't pursue the dream of trying to figure out what you're really thinking when you're asking a question, of trying to discern, from the imprecision of your language, the exact answer you're looking for.”

“The two biggest meals of your life you don't have to cook and you don't get to eat. The first you don't eat because no man eats - or cares what he eats - at his wedding. The second you don't eat because, well, no man eats at his funeral, either.”

“You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.”

“I have always loved the process of making the music, reading the letters from the fans who get married to my music, have children to my music and play my music at their funerals.”

“I'm a typical Irishman in that I only get home for weddings and funerals.”