“I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lo...” — Lloyd Kaufman Quote

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

I don't make crappy movies. I spend two or three years making a film. I don't take myself seriously, but I take my movies very seriously.

My favorite film is always the one that I most recently worked on.

I hope that all new filmmakers see that the Internet and social media are helpful tools in establishing a fan base as well as being able to interact with your fans.

I believe that independent film making is the last frontier of creative expression available. So I'm always willing to lend a helping hand to a young film maker who's just getting into the business.

I needed to start pulling at this other sort of funnier, lighter side. So I auditioned for everything. I auditioned for 'Friends,' even.

Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.

I think comedy is funnier when it's real.

There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

The funnier the material, the funnier I could make it.