“I honestly don't class myself as a songwriter. I've got 'musician' wri...” — Robert Smith Quote

“I honestly don't class myself as a songwriter. I've got 'musician' written on my passport. That's even funnier.”

“I had every intention of 'Bloodflowers' being the last Cure record. I thought it would be fantastic to finish with the best thing we'd ever done, but I wasn't sure we could pull it off.”

“It has always seemed slightly uncomfortable, the idea of politicised musicians. Very few of them are clever enough to do it; if they're good at the political side, the music side suffers, and vice versa.”

“There is no 'magic water' that you can rub on a script to make the jokes funnier.”

“That's all TV acting is. Like, let me find my mark and seem like I'm still acting. Sometimes they'll put sandbags there, but then it's even funnier because you're walking and you're, like, stepping into sandbags, so now you look like you're having a seizure.”

“I've always enjoyed watching characters that aren't aware that they're doing anything funny. And I think that inherently makes them funnier.”