“What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?” — Jo Brand Quote

“What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?”

“My mum taught me to knit when I was a child, and I turn to it, for some weird reason, when I'm feeling depressed.”

“I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping.”

“Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.”

“I think I'm funnier in my writing than in person.”

“Your country becomes funnier the further you are from it. I remember seeing Boris Johnson on the news when I was in Hong Kong, and he looked so much more ridiculous.”