“You know, I have a small part in 'Trainwreck.' The experience of doing...” — Bridget Everett Quote

You know, I have a small part in 'Trainwreck.' The experience of doing it was one of the best, funniest days of my life. It was so funny and fun, I'm afraid to look at it.

I typically don't really read in the morning, I usually like to put on music. I find that it is the most soothing and it stimulates my brain.

The gay bars were really the only places where I was allowed to come and be the crazy Bridget that eventually made me enough money that I could quit my waiting-tables job.

I've made a TV show that I'm proud of. I have a cabaret career that I'm proud of. I have a lot of friendships that I'm proud of. Could my dog walk better on a leash? Yes. So, there's always work to be done.

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

What I love about sketch is that the writing of it is idea-based. It's not story-based. It's like, 'This is a behavior, and we're going to write, in a small sample, the funniest way to heighten this behavior.' Sitcoms or movies are about story.

That is what sucks about improv a little bit, is that some of the funniest stuff actually can't be in the film because it doesn't make sense for the plot, but it's the funniest stuff ever.

My mom is a very independent person, and she's the funniest, smartest person in the room, all the time.