“I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not try...” — Amy Schumer Quote

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

I've always had my wrist slapped for being myself.

Being introverted, it doesn't mean necessarily being shy or being afraid of public speaking; it just means that it's hard for me to interact with people for too long.

I want people to live to their full potential, not to hold themselves back because of insecurities, and especially not women. I see too much of that.

I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.

The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest.

What I try to do is always get the newest, funniest people in anything.

Anyone who takes themselves very seriously, or is in any way pompous, or thinks of themselves quite highly, as soon as you pull out one little thread, you find one little chink... that's when it's the funniest.

I'm constantly looking for humour in the news. The funniest things are in the minutiae.

I strive for honesty because I think that's where the funniest stuff comes from.