“My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. Bu...” — Amy Sedaris Quote

“My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.”

“I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.”

“Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”

“My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship. Yes, baby.”

“One of the greatest titles in the world is parent, and one of the biggest blessings in the world is to have parents to call mom and dad.”

“My dad is Chinese, and my mom is a white American, and they married only ten years after the United States Supreme Court ruled that it was illegal to ban mixed marriages. Imagine that. Marriages between people of different races - now common and accepted - were illegal in many states up until the late Sixties.”