“We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is m...” — H. L. Mencken Quote

“We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.”

“No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.”

“God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.”

“I never had any hang-ups about sex. As for being sexually repressed, nothing could be further from the truth. There are more hang-ups now than ever there were when I was growing up.”

“Many people have the idea that game shows are easy to come up with. And nothing could be further from the truth.”

“I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.”