“Well, I wouldn't say I am a keen gardener... I'm a gardener. Well, by ...” — Vic Reeves Quote

“Well, I wouldn't say I am a keen gardener... I'm a gardener. Well, by that I mean I've got a very nice garden and have got some very good gardeners.”

“The majority of people probably think that Damien Hirst is avant-garde. Look at the amount of people who say 'What is this rubbish? Who is running our galleries? Why are they spending all this money on the avant-garde?' That doesn't make it avant-garde to me.”

“If anything had happened to Bob, I wouldn't have carried on. Me and Bob are a comedy unit.”

“I have two garden parties a year to avoid going out to dinner.”

“Oh my garden, I hope Cory Booker runs for president, just to watch him lose.”

“I grew up taking the Long Island Railroad from Baldwin, New York into Penn Station and walking upstairs to Madison Square Garden. Those are some of my favorite memories.”