“I have a look for everything I do. No matter what I do, I try to dress...” — Vic Reeves Quote

“I have a look for everything I do. No matter what I do, I try to dress the part. In the garden, I'd wear vintage Levi's, because they do a thick corduroy trouser and mine have got patches on them. So I'd wear them. And a tweed jacket. The full look.”

“They say Ant and Dec are a double act, but they are just presenters. They read off an Autocue and they don't do gags, so that doesn't count.”

“I like to produce something every day. The easiest way to get ideas out is to put them on paper. I like to sit back at the end of every day and think, 'I created that today.'”

“I've been accident-prone since I was a kid climbing trees and falling out. I've come off a few motorcycles.”

“I've got two pigs, which doesn't constitute a farm. I just keep them in a field. They are very pleasant.”

“I can't stand dogs.”

“When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat.”

“There are pictures of me in the garden at the age of one with a little plastic club. I had no concept of golf but I loved hitting the ball. I could do it all day. Only when I got to five was I playing every day though.”

“I want lots of kids and I want a garden and I hope to stay married to my husband. I hope to be working in some way that fulfils me.”

“I see myself as a writer who happens to garden.”

“I love to shop at the farmer's market or grab something from the garden and roast that.”

“I'm happier in a garden.”