“My dad was quite political in the Seventies. He has a definite opinion...” — Kayvan Novak Quote

“My dad was quite political in the Seventies. He has a definite opinion about politics and things going on in the world.”

“When I was 18 years old, I had a Saturday job working in a clothing store on London's Bond Street. I would fold T-shirts for ten hours at a time and get paid £19 for the privilege.”

“People say they don't want to call a call-centre in India. Why not? They're doing the same job - you just don't like Indians.”

“My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and eventually eating charred sausages, feeling brilliant.”

“Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?”

“Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.”