“No one will ever be as good as Phil Hartman. He was such an amazing ge...” — Nick Swardson Quote

“No one will ever be as good as Phil Hartman. He was such an amazing genius, and may be the best sketch performer of all time.”

“I started in the club route. I did the alternative scene later on. When I lived in New York, I did the Luna Lounge and stuff, where Janeane Garofalo and David Cross and all those guys worked out of, but I came from a comedy club background. I'm proud of that background. I'm one of the people that really crossed over and did both.”

“Improv plays such a huge role in finding great lines - you'll be surprised at what comes out of your mind inadvertently. A lot of times it's better than a script you've worked out ahead of time.”

“The genius of impeachment lay in the fact that it could punish the man without punishing the office.”

“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.”

“I'm not a genius. I'm just a hard-working guy.”