The World Motivation
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
“I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.”
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
Like two single gentlemen rolled into one.
I've done 'Two Gentlemen of Verona,' I've understudied Iago in 'Othello.' I've done Mercutio in 'Romeo and Juliet.'
The Gentlemen of England serve under the greatest cad in Europe.
First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers.
Gentlemen don't read each other's mail.