“It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used...” — David Walliams Quote

It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to marry you. You can't send flowers and buy gifts then, when you're married, say, 'Right, get my tea on'. That doesn't go down well. So you've got to keep that level of interest going.

When you are doing endurance swimming you just need to take in as many carbs as possible to put on as much weight as you can. Basically you can eat whatever you want, which can be quite fun. Everything is guilt-free.

All human life can be found in an airport.

People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.

My father is good with advice, as you might guess. But he keeps it short, and the takeaway is usually the same: to help us find our own way and our own gifts.

I never think about gifts. It's enough to have my family present.

Time has nothing to do with the gifts that the gods give you; it's what you do.

Honestly, I just think we all have special gifts, everyone. You know, obviously, some are more noticeable than others and that's why there's the limelight. Everybody's in it.

One of the best gifts my wife could ever give me was my two little boys.