“It is so great to sleep in safe, glorious, beautiful America. I just c...” — Ben Stein Quote

“It is so great to sleep in safe, glorious, beautiful America. I just cannot get over it.”

“I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.”

“I am so in love with just lying in bed listening to Mozart.”

“The Amex has a long, often troubled, sometimes glorious history.”

“My first film as an actor was 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High,' a glorious experience that spoiled me for future films.”

“I remember my parents were always around, and that was glorious, but as an adult and as an actor I look back now and see, no, they were at home for long stints because they were unemployed.”