“I have experienced bad dating and ineptitude with women all across the...” — Stephen Merchant Quote

“I have experienced bad dating and ineptitude with women all across the globe, from Vietnam to Paris. When I was 21, women were an enigma; they were this code that had to be cracked. They were 'The Other.' I have often thought writing this stuff into stand-up and shows would be an exorcism, but it hasn't been; it makes no difference.”

“I've jokingly said that everything I'm doing now is filling up the hours before I die, but I do feel that slightly. I have no religious beliefs so this is the ride. This is it. So I'm just like anyone, I suppose, trying to fill out the days in the most interesting way possible.”

“When you're setting up your dating profile, choose the photos according to who you are today. A variety of recent shots that are a true representation of your character.”

“With the release of her fourth album, 'Red,' in 2012 and a handful of highly publicized romances, Taylor was criticized by the press and other entertainers for such sinful acts as dating people and writing songs about it, gaining a reputation as boy-crazy and love-ridden.”

“I question myself a lot, but what I've realized is dating women is just so much more comfortable because you're from the same planet.”