“I took my wife to a really expensive hotel in Dubai. This was when we ...” — Andrew Flintoff Quote

“I took my wife to a really expensive hotel in Dubai. This was when we were first dating, so I wanted to impress her. I had scallops, and after that, I went to the bathroom to be sick. I realised I had just paid £300 or £400 on scallops just to throw it up. My wife and I then talked about it; I knew I had a problem.”

“I always wanted to captain the teams I played in.”

“Cricket kept me away from trouble.”

“When you're really young, dating girls, and trying to explain Kiss, they just look at you like you're kind of crazy. I think they got so big in the Seventies and were such a phenomenon - they did the 'Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park' movie, the solo records - some people only know the merchandising stuff.”

“My mom told her dad, my grandpa Dexter, who she was dating and sure enough he was like 'Oh, one my best friends in the Navy was a Richard Oshie.' And she said, 'Yeah, that's his dad.'”

“My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes.”