“I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf.” — Jack Lemmon Quote

I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

I think luck is a great part of it because I think that the particular makeup of the person that you are attracted to, and that you fall in love with, is very important. Even down to that old bromide of a sense of humor and all of that.

I don't think Ed Horman could be dishonest if his life depended on it.

Death ends a life, not a relationship.

I'm used to the golf course playing soft, so tomorrow I'm going to have to pay attention a little bit more.

We're going to live longer than our parents' generation, and there comes a point when you ask yourself, 'What am I going do?' You can only play so much golf.

I tell people that stand-up's like golf: you gotta do it every day to get it down - or at least three times a week to get it down.

How can you get tired of playing golf?

I am a proud product of Irish golf and the Golfing Union of Ireland and am hugely honoured to have come from very rich Irish sporting roots... I am also a proud Ulsterman who grew up in Northern Ireland. That is my background and always will be.