“There is no way I will survive Mike Pence doing Carpool Karaoke. What ...” — Billy Eichner Quote

There is no way I will survive Mike Pence doing Carpool Karaoke. What song's he gonna sing? 'I Deported Your Grandmother?'

No one puts higher expectations on themselves than I do.

I'm not a bro.

If you're pretty, you want to be ugly. If you're loud, you want to play quiet. You always want to challenge people's expectations.

People going off on politics on Grindr is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. That's an immediate sign to run in the other direction.

Anyone who does anything creative is always gonna want to change.

Sometimes I have to process things before I can talk about them, because if I try to do it immediately, I'm gonna say the wrong thing.

I'm just so grateful for the 10 years that I had in Sri Lanka when it was in the middle of a war and I was getting shot at, because now and again I remember glimpses of those times, and I just go, 'Wow, I'll never, ever see that again in my life. And I'm never gonna feel that, and I'm never gonna feel for a human being like that.'

If you give an actor any wiggle room to whine in situations where they want to whine, you're gonna whine.

I wasn't an Uncle Tom and I never was gonna be.