“We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a sho...” — Moon Unit Zappa Quote

“We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.”

“I didn't have any concept of age or authority. I remember realising, Oh, the world has rules and we don't.”

“Every job I've ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don't get.”

“I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.”

“I think Jules has gotten hotter, with age. I mean you should've seen her when I first started dating her - not hot. I've told her that.”

“I don't really believe in rules, but I do like old-fashioned dating where you don't call the guy until he calls you. I don't think it's like he's got to do this and that's the rule.”