“I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me w...” — Kevin Hart Quote

“I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going.”

“For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.”

“Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.”

“I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That's how I deal with my problems, my personal battles. I talk about it. I give it to my fans. When they laugh at it, it's a release, for lack of a better word.”

“I'm sure everyone knows now that only a few have performed in Madison Square Garden. That list is so small. Now I'm on that list. I'm a part of a very small group, which is unbelievable. You relish in that moment for a second.”

“I've been known to preach.”

“To wanna be me is to go through not just the good but the bad. You wanna share my story identically? Man, you gonna take some lumps.”

“Getting into network television was tougher than I thought it was gonna be.”

“I started being president when I was 37. I don't wanna be out - I'm gonna be out of the presidency at 42. I really don't wanna be in jail at 43, right? So I mean I'm not here to steal money.”

“If I hit a man, his head is gonna go into the bleachers.”

“You're not gonna impress everyone.”

“Honestly, I don't like trash talk, because we gonna fight anyways, right? We don't need to trash talk.”